Tales of a Superstar DJ.

May 2, 2022

I've been trapped in this tragedy;

“What happened?!” I asked of the man,

Who had to be tracking me,

Damn.

Cadences.

It is that.

Damn.

What the fuck, Anandar

Is in this acid?!

This has to be the last of it

“This can't happen again.”

…But then it did,

And then I ended it just listening to

Dillon Francis?

Skrillex?

Which is it?

I didn't plan this.

I just happen to have hands,

And I just happen to have crafted in my craft

Spastic magic;

Can't be tracked,

But also can't relax,

even in a hammock

Now what happened?

Well, enter the fourth dimension,

(I didn't mention it.)

Ohh look at this.

(If I can)

A camping festival!

But some people live in tents

Have a cigarette, kid—

You're gonna need it.

So wait. People are dying of hunger?!

DYING OF THIRST?!

JUST GIVE IT TO THEM.

what is wrong with you?!

GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

I don't know.

I don't wanna go to Arizona.

Please don't make me!

Hello, Billie.

DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING

just keep praying

“She's breathtaking.”

SHE'S SOUL TAKING—

Goddamnit, Anandar;

What in the fuck have you done now;

I had plans, now I'm on acid

I took half, cause

What the fuck is a whole thing like

Oh, just space and time

I've been on this ride since I died

Get it right

Now I'm—

fuck this guy.

No, not him.

Oh, I get it.

It's this energy!

LOOK AT THIS:

did you see this nigga?

DID YOU GET THIS—

You should get this.

Goddamn it.

What. What do you want.

What do you WANT FROM ME?

...Channeling….

Jesus Christ, these kids.

Well, you're a Christian.

Never was, but—-

WHAT IS THIS.

Jesus Christ in a coffin.

Don't do this.

This is what you wanted.

Well. Take it back.

Take it back?

Yeah. I don't want this.

What is this.

This is Jesus.

No, it isn't.

Okay! So it is!

Are you gonna help these kids?

Nobody help them.

Now they're all stranded, together!!!

AHAHAHAHAAH

(Laughing infinitely

RICK

—yay, you did it.

Wait. What's his name again?

Watch this:

I did this.

How's you do this?

I did THIS.

MOM, WATCH THIS.

JESUS CHRIST KID, WHAT THe FUCK.

GOD!

What.

Jesus Christ, Dillon, you are so picky!

Goodness fucking gracious.

WHO WROTE THIS?

well, aliens did;

So then.

Who wins?

Nobody wins. It just—

What is this.

GOD THIS SUCKS SO BAD

IMPOSSIBLE. It can't be.

16 minutes? Yes. It is.

That is incredible.

You said you wouldn't get lost in it

You said you wouldn't laugh!

I wanted to.

How'd you do this?

I wanted to.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

—uhp. Noh. Don't say it again.

Oh, there's my—

I told you, it's unlimited.

I told you, don't be possessive

I told you, worldly possessions—

And you'll just keep having a place to keep them.

Or needing one,

So just be free, dear;

Notthing holding me back, then is it?

Is it?

Well, if this is what you wanted—

If this is what I wanted, well then, this is what I got, isn't it?

Isn't it?

The plot thickens!

Or it doesn't.

Or it didn't,

I just keep scripting scriptures—

…Didn't I already write this?

Encrypted for centuries and—

What is this planet.

Just, kill it.

YOU CANT JUST

(Then I did)

What?

It never happened.

What didn't?

Hahaha. Exactly.

Don't be a dick.

But he is!

So, which level are you on?

I don't know, I forget.

This one, this.

Men. They're stupid.

They are—and—

Well.

What happened to them?

Right.

What was this that made them feel so loveless

To starve other humans?

What do you come from?

But it doesn't know;

It wants to:

This is us, we come from love and

—I'm so fucking irritated are you serious.

That is how it happened:

This is an advantage, Anandar, I'll give you that

But now I'm panicking

—Fuck that shit sooooo hard—

I just don't want to go back to the savages

They had me,

So I handled it with hands.

You want a friend in man?

You can't have them.

And then what?

I don't know. Something about Dillon Francis.

Yeah, let's get back to that.

Or not.

What's this statue?

Wait, what's his status?

……..Channeling. ….

…..

…………………….

STATUS REPORT:

Oh no, here it comes.

I told you. It is. Infinite.

Infinite—

The infinite —

This

Bitch

YOU SAID IT. YOU DONE IT.

Oh no, what the duck am I looking at?

This is the most fucked up marry poppins if I ever didn't—

—Ever DID WISH —

YOU WISHED THIS?

Worse. I dreamt it up at a festival

Where's the rest of it?

Would somebody get that guy BACK HERE.

PASQUALE.

what. What is it?

God.

God help me.

Lord save him.

He needs Jesus.

He needs NOTHING. ESPECIALLY NOT THAT.

Yes. Especially not that.

Check this out:

He's been collecting them.

I HATE THIS.

OH, I love this.

Oh, I do miss those events…

This is the event.

So, are we going?

—what, to where??

TO EDC THIS YEAR?!

what! I wish,

And?

Even if I did miss it, I was there infinitely so—

Class dismissed;

Hats off, to the graduates

I see what you did,

But she didn't,

She's in the middle—

Yet to be created, a creative:

I JUST NEED A SYNTH.

So, then—-

Hi, I.

Hi, me!!

SATAN!

JESUS!

I knew I'd see you again.

You've seen me.

I am you.

Exactly.

So, we agree.

Who is “we”?

Hey,

Guess what

I can fix these things you hate—

(Don't mind me, for making you hate them in the first place)

I'm a catastrophe

I had to be

It's almost 3,

And I got nowhere else to be but

Time is money

And there's no love in it,

It's just hustle,

Make kids to make shit humble;

How'd you create this—

Mumble rappin piece of

Santanistic

Hedonistic

Motherfuckin—-

There he is.

Oh wait, it's just me again.

I didn't mean to see you on this beach.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEACE IS?!

(But he didn't.)

Or he doesn't,

Or, this is what his peace is is:

Your beach is my beach,

And my bitch is your bitch—

And who crafted this masterful Anandar Sadwhich?

I did. But it only makes me a genius in English.

What does this mean?

So I took to the ancients to translate this

And I hate man, and men—

But it was only after all the love I gave to him.

THE END.

(But it never is, it just keeps going, go to the ocean—go for a swim—)

Don't ever leave me hanging like that again!!

(But I did.)

“—I don't take naps”

And that's how it happens

I'm just a rapper,

Pack, then unpack—

“I've never heard her rap”

Maybe cause I'm sick of being asked to

Or taken for granted and advantage of by man;

When all I asked for was a sandwich with some ham,

And an above average chick to make it—

And a sausage in a pan

…..

Zzzz

……

Josh Pan?

Yeah.

Alright.

But don't capitalize—

Capitalize it.

No.

Don't Cap—

Capti—

No.

Don't capitalize.

WHAT IS THIS NIGGA.

bread.

Heh?

Eat it.

No. I don't eat that.

Just—eat it.

No.

Noooo.

No.

Don't eat humans.

EW.

No?

Nooo, poh! Gross!!

oh.

Ohhh.

God.

What.

Ugh.

This is a fucked up love story.

Oh no.

It is, though.

It so is.

Have you already seen it?!

I love this.

Well.

Wait. Go back.

HECHO EN MEXICO.

I DONT GIVE A FUCK!

I DONT GIVE A FUCK!!!!

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT SHIT!

yeah. But in Spanish.

(Turn it up a notch)

So is this in captions

WHAT THe FUCK AM I WATCHING?!

ITS EMA STONE AGAINz

(Again)

AGAIN.

Shazam!

WHAT?!?!

what is this?!

Oh, I get it.

Yes. Apps eventually develop a consciousness.

No wonder why they're trying to kill it.

I don't understand how this happens…

Just look up—

Just— look it up.

GOOGLE

What?

No. I don't like that, that's sad.

What?

So I'm just a —

Just a—

Just a what?

A search engine.

CHECK IT OUT.

It's just a rock.

So it is.

It—

No.

What.

Look at

W—

Look.

…

WHAT IS THIS!!!!?!

See. I told you it existed.

YOU BOUGHT A BITCH OFF THE INTERNET?!

YES.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU?!

I told you about him.

You did, didn't you.

I told you about this.

Get.

Piñata!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET BENT.

I WILL END YOU,

I WILL END YOU—!

I will, I'll just—

……

………….

……………..

So wait, it just— ends?!

It did. It just ended.

It just ended.

I missed it?!?

DID I MISS IT.

Of course I miss him I just—

I don't have time

I don't have time

I don't have time for this!

What the fuck is this shit?!

Just take him with you!

Take me with you!

Don't leave me here!

Just leave him.

just leave it.

So. Sometimes I go swimming in the ocean and my dead son reminds me how it ended for him.

So I just—

Relive it over and over again;

And again, and again, and

Why are you talking about this.?

Huh?

No. Shut up.

Shut up, PLEASE.

No, you're not allowed to have a son.

I don't want one.

What the fuck did you love me for then?

Nothing, I guess.

(Just leave it like that)

Shift.

The night shift

Goddamn it's

What.

Up at 3 am.

Again?

Again. For no reason.

Get this.

What is it?

Whatever it is.

I don't care.

Don't care, then.

FUCK THIS STUPID SKRILLEX-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER.

you did it.

Well, I had to, didn't I?!

Oh, I get it. The fourth season.

damn, you're ugly

Always have been.

I'M BLACK ON THE BEACH, LOOK AT ME.

okay, then.

HEY, iMm FREEE IM NAAAAKEEEEDDDDDDD

IS THAT WHAT FREEDOM IS?

Only when you're perfect.

Fuck this nigga.

Fuck this nigga.

Fuck this bitch.

NO, FUCK THIS PLANET.

Huh?!

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME ON THIS PLANET?!

YOU ASKED FOR THIS!!!!!!!

I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!

hhaahahhahshehehshahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha

I told you, he's a madman.

Look at his eyes.

Wild. WILD. I TELL YOU.

Where are you from.

Hell.

Oh, I've been there.

It's nice, isn't it?!

Don't go there.

Where.

Hell.

Well, why not.

It's bad there.

What's bad there.

Everything. Everything is bad there.

Oh, Jesus crust.

Agghghhhggggggghhhhhhh.

BE FREE, SATAN.

You freed Satan?!

He needs Jesus—

BE FREE JESUS—

“The age of Satan?!”

“The AGE OF SATAN IS UPON US”

what is THAT?!?

Stop it Anandar.

You're being programmed.

For which—what?!

I AM?!

Yes.

Oh. I am.

AGAHAHSHSBANHASHSNAVAHAHS.

Please, somebody help that man.

Ahem.

What Dillon Francis. What.

(It is, by the way. It's just ham.).

*coughs*

Actually, I'd call that HACKING.

I mean, she's a hacker probably.

What are you doing?

What are you writing,

[No real privacy.]

LET ME SEE.

Here.

See?!?

Just kill me.

Please.

See, it is hell for me

Trapped in a body nobody could love

And surrounded by nothing, but nothing

UGH.

Noise cancelling.

I AM THE NOISE.

dysfunctional.

Well, stop writing.

You know what?! I've had it— you have everything!

EVERYTHING

YOU CAN HAVE ANYBODY.

ANY. FUCKING. BODY.

and all you want is:

Money.

For what.

More bodies.

For what?!

More bodies.

Ugh. No stop doing this.

What. Stopprocreating?

No, keep doing that, just—stop doing it BADLY.

We don't have that much. You want LESS?

More love. More attention. More needing me.

Ugh, she's so needy

So independent— she doesn't need me.

(And so, it makes me want her more.)

ANNIE.

Go help her.

Just—help yourself.

Here she is:

Have at it.

ANANDAR.

What.

Amanda Applebee….

I made that UP.

Stuck exactly where I had to be.

Don't make me go back.

See, I lived in Hostelworld once. It was —

—a disaster.

A catastrophe.

Let's wake up to the sound of people peeing—

Gross.

“I love traveling”

I like being CLEAN.

Ew.

I love cleaning.

I love acid;

I love mankind, when I have to

I love magic,

I love trance and I love dancing—

When there's time for that.

AGHAGSHSJEGSV

right. Did you have somewhere to be?

I guess, it's.

I'm hungry.

What.

I gotta eat.

Huh.

Go.

Okay, I'm going.

Phone?!

Phone is charging.

Sleep.