What does the 700 Club have that we don't? Besides millions of viewers? And huge wads of cash? Nothing!
- Pat Robertson: Marijuana good; Manning bad
- Jeff Foxworthy: "Are you Smarter than a Prophet?"
- Jimmy Carter: "Buy My Bible!"
- Atheists, "Let's Have a 'Come to Nothing' Meeting"
- Feudin' and Fightin' at the Trinity Broadcasting Network