March 1, 2016
GANG RAPE CHARGES AGAINST 5 TEEN BOYS, DROPPED BY THE BROOKLYN DA - IN PART BECAUSE THE ACCUSER WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER DAD MOMENTS BEFORE THE TEENS WALKED UP.
A MANHATTAN ATTORNEY BATTLES RAPE AND ASSAULT CHARGES - BY SAYING HE’S IMPOTENT, DIDN’T TAKE HIS BLUE PILL PLUS THE LADY IN QUESTION WEIGHS OVER 200 LBS AND HIS BED COULDN’T HAVE SUPPORTED THEM BOTH (OBJECTION SUSTAINED)
DRAMATIC QUEENS CASE - ANOTHER TODDLER SCALDER - THIS TIME A BABYSITTER BURNS THE HANDS OF A KID WHO WOULDN’T WASH THE SYRUP OFF HIS GRUBBY FINGERS AND THE KID MAY NEED SURGERY.
with STAND UP COMEDIAN, WARM-UP FOR SETH MEYERS - RYAN REISS.
