Aug. 26, 2016
Technology would make our lives much easier, if it weren't for entrenched government/corporate collusion. Donald Trump now may, or may not, expel the heathen foreigners, though there'll still be a wall, believe me. There are more US Nazis than I previously thought, though, of course, Illinois Nazis are still the worst. UT Austin college students protest guns with dildos, and risk running afoul of Texas's obscene device law, which makes possessing more than five dildos a felony. Apparently, having 5 dildos or less just makes you a hobbyist.