Seriously, you don't look like a sophomore in high school but definitely act like one. I've been living in China for four years and to see an American come here, eat perfectly normal local Chinese food and then act like he's never eaten outside his local strip mall is depressing indeed. Also, one of my own favorite Chinese street foods is barbecued sheep eyeballs, so watching a grown man freak out about tofu is truly, truly pathetic.
Although I've also ridden a bicycle across 600 miles of the Chinese countryside, so naturally it's impossible for me to be impressed by Ron's astonished visit to all of his local KFC's. Seriously? Try leaving the big city, my friend, and you may discover how thoroughly underwhelming your podcast is to anyone who's experienced anything about China!