Where did you go? Who is going to read my texts, e-mails and tweets? Alan Green? Hmph. Are you coming back, Issy? Or have you been taken away a captive on Danny Baker's pirate ship? God speed. Oh, and "parlay". Remember that. "Parlay". I watched a couple of movies, and it's supposed to do something to pirates. I don't know what. I think it's a card game. When you're having trouble with pirates, I think you're supposed to try to distract them. I don't know if this works, but, I mean, you're supposed to try to punch sharks in the nose too, but I've never tried to go and do that. Anyway, I think you have to say it like a question, like, "Parlay?" Good luck.