You've got a point. I'd give the show one star except that the rest of the people on the show are so great at what they do I feel it would be unfair to them. So tell you what, I'll give the show four stars, removing one for my crappy performance, yet still giving props where they are deserved by the rest of the contributors.
I don't know if I'll disappear, but will be making some changes and heading into new territory. Not quite sure what I did to stink up your cornflakes but it must have been rather personal for you to come back here special from time to time and post new reviews letting us all know how terrible I am at what I do. Either way, I appreciate your input and will work hard to be less crappy in the future.
That said, only 27 more episodes to go!