They told me I had to say that. Now I just have a second while they grab another one of us, then throw me back in the well.
They can’t write because they don’t have fingers or eyes, or heads even, the way we think of heads. So they make us write these reviews, although they only bother to read the titles.
I think something happened to Norm and the crew. I don’t know what. They opened the wrong book, the wrong portal. They saw something they shouldn’t have seen. And they had to go away. Now they’re back?
No. It’s not that simple.
They’ve BEEN changed.
Maybe by these things that are keeping us here.
Maybe Norm IS one of those things!
We all knew he was flying to close to the sun, meddling with forces we do not speak of.
Was it the book? The trip to the woods? That weird bus?
I don’t know.
All I know is that I spend my days fighting the madness. And writing reviews.
The madness is winning.
Norm, if it’s still you in there, help us!
But if you really have become one of those things, then hey, great podcast, bro!