First, get a shoebox. Then add equal parts burps, a nerdy dude, sweatpants, jokes about gay German boys, farts, Sweedish people, Twitter, a cute girl, beer, and awesomeness and you'll have a really yucky tasting concoction. Don't eat that. Instead, listen to it. Live. From a shoebox.
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