Intro: A shadowy figure in a desk chair, in front of a bank of monitors, face unseen. He clasps his hands together solemnly. "Plato. Aristocres. Socrates... Morons." Cut to him pressing a button and the monitors turn red with skull icons.
Rochelle: Full military regalia with saber, ordering an army of marching Seahawks towards battle
Kevin: Prone sniper position, cut and following the spinning bullet with an engraved maple leaf
Omar: Running through a jungle to dodge fire, hides behind a stone pillar and casually chucks two grenades back, big explosion
Rich: In a UK-marked jet fighter, dodges a missile and pulls back to give the camera a thumbs-up
Graziella: Shot of tanks being bombarded from up high, pull around to to the cockpit of a combat helicopter with her helmet marked JRR-TLKN
Dave and Joel: Swivel over to them kicking out the sliding door with the Fast Karate logo and gatling guns blazing
ANN: Swoop back down again to show a Jeep slow-mo ramping into the air with the cast (License plate: ANN) firing at unseen targets. The shot follows a rocket launcher forward then focuses on an evil dark castle being invaded by all sorts of soldiers from different time periods.
Ending shot: The doors to the final Boss' lair full of computer banks and monitors blow open, with the trio emerging from the smoke weapons drawn. They see a deskchair facing away from them, and it slowing turns revealing Jason's face. Cut to black... "It's trivia time."